Saturday, April 10, 2010

Israel

Dennis Miller put this situation as simple as possible when he said " Israel could move to the farther region of Jupiter. Then, the Muslim's would claim that as the only place off Earth they need to worship Allah." The vast majority of Middle Eastern nations only want one Israel......no Israel..... Israel deserves to exists as much as the United States deserves to exists.

lincoln

"Worse than traitors in arms are the men who pretend loyalty to the flag, feast and fatten on the misfortunes of the Nation while patriotic blood is crimsoning the plains of the South and their countrymen moldering the dust."~Abraham Lincoln

IM GONE

Dear President Obama:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico . I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

You're the man!!!

Friday, April 9, 2010

At least 80 gunmen terrorize Mexican town, kill 4

another day in mexico

MEXICO CITY – Police say at least 80 gunmen terrorized a town in northern Mexico for several hours and killed four people.

Sonora state attorney general Abel Murrieta says the assailants arrived in the town of Maycoba in at least 15 pickup trucks, opened fire on the state police headquarters and set it ablaze.

Murrieta said Friday the assailants terrorized the town for at least five hours Thursday afternoon. He said the gunmen are members of organized crime but gave no other details.

In the central state of Morelos, police found the bodies of two men hanging from a bridge in the city of Cuernavaca.

Cuernavaca police say in a statement the bodies were found Friday along with a message that claims federal authorities are protecting an alleged drug kingpin.




HOW IS IT 15 TRUCKS LOADED WITH ARMED MEN IS A EVERYDAY THING IN MEXICO LOL

Kidnapping Capital of the U.S.A.

In what officials caution is now a dangerous and even deadly crime wave, Phoenix, Arizona has become the kidnapping capital of America, with more incidents than any other city in the world outside of Mexico City and over 370 cases last year alone. But local authorities say Washington, DC is too obsessed with al Qaeda terrorists to care about what is happening in their own backyard right now.



only one other citie in the world had more kidnappings than Phoenix and that was mexico city.

gingrich attacks obama

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, a potential presidential candidate in 2012, called Barack Obama on Thursday "the most radical president in American history" who oversees a "secular, socialist machine."

Thursday, April 8, 2010

What does America do anymore?

got this froma guy on jeepforum thought it was funny.

Whats in our GDP that still has us as a top world leader? What the hell do we even make/do anymore?


This question arose looking for a god ****** American made powerdrill, I couldn't find ONE. Not Milwaukee, Makita, DeWalt NOTHING. It's like people don't even care anymore, I can see quality and the only brand that didn't look like it was hand crafted by a 5 year old was Milwaukee. Rest in peace Dewalt, you cheap *** mother ****ers.

A New Find in South Africa: Key Link in Human Evolution? - TIME


A New Find in South Africa: Key Link in Human Evolution? - TIME: "A New Find in South Africa: Key Link in Human Evolution"


A nearly complete fossilized skull of a 11- to 13-year-old boy, of a new species of early Australopithecus hominid discovered in the Cradle of Humankind, outside Johannesburg, South Africa. The skull is approximately 1.9 million years old

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1978726,00.html#ixzz0kX9DeHFZ
"one who idolizes a man who has killed thousands is either, insane or ill informed" - PetrolClock

13-year-old Yemeni bride dies of bleeding

A 13-year-old Yemeni girl has died of injuries to her genitals four days after a family-arranged marriage, a human rights group said.


The 13-year-old girl from Hajja province, northwest of the capital, died on April 2, four days after her marriage to a 23-year-old man, said Majed al-Madhaji, a spokesman for the Sisters Arab Forum for Human Rights. A medical report from al-Thawra hospital said she suffered a tear to her genitals and severe bleeding.


The Yemeni rights group said the girl was married off in an agreement between two men to marry each other's sisters to avoid having to pay expensive bride-prices. The group said that was a common arrangement in the deeply impoverished country.



i dont know what to say about this

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